- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

rose are red violets should be purple

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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