Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Spread the net.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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