Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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penis

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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*insert joke here*

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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conrad profit

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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