There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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