why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

liam buchan is gay !

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