- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

A horse cantered into a bar.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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