roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How old are you? 20

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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raping black women

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Barack Obama

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