What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Jason Connor.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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