Minecraft.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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man boobs

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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