A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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