who smells? •Liam

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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penis

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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the asian kid gets an F

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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