Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Get in the Batmobile.

How old is your mom? Old.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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