Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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man boobs

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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