- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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