What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Women's sports.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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fruit salad?

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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