- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

your father died

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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