knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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That didn't hurt.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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