Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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no

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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whats really hot the sun

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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who smells? •Liam

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