What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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