Not Steve Jobs

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Wanna here a good joke?

Its true, he didnt write that!!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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