How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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womens rights

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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The cow went moo

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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