Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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WNBA

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this is gay

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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