How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

How are you? Yes

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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