- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

your father died

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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