- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Hearpin my durp

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

knock knock ... no one was in

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

A horse cantered into a bar.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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