A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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liam buchan is gay !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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