- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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