- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

rose are red violets should be purple

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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