Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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knock knock go away

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banana

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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I'm a like whore

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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