how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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God

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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