- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did the fish say? Moo

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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