Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Women

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Anti Joke

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