Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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School

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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