What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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i like tits

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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