- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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