- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Women Driving.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

all these jokes suck ass

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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