- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

yo momma so fat that she's fat

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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