- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

canaan and mallory

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

whats your name? bumder:)

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Woman's rights.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Where's my shotgun

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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