What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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