feces

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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