- Anti Joke

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

How many cows say moo? All of them

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

a ginger has a soul

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina