jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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( o Y o )

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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