why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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