What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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