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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Gay's rights

the asian kid gets an F

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Dani barton= lovely

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

alston wang

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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