How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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