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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

rose are red violets should be purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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