- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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