What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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IU football

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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