What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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obama

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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man boobs

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Dubstep < Music

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