How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Knock knock Come In.......

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

SC Johnson a Family Company

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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