How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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