What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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0 + 0 = 0

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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