What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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