Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Women's rights

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Womens rights

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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