- Anti Joke

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

womens rights

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.