How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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my friend is gay hes gay

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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black guy graduating high school

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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she wasn't 18

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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