whats really hot the sun

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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who smells? •Liam

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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