What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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democracy

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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