- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

the cast of the jersey shore

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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