Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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whats your name? bumder:)

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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