What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Black History Month

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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this girl died

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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This one sucks!

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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